Think this is right :-p

E|-----8---8----8---8----8---8----8--8-------8------8-----8------8--|
B|---10---9---10---9---10---9---10---9-----10--10--9-9--10--10--9-9-|
G|--9----8---9----8---9----8---9-----8----9-------8----9-------8----|
D|------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|------------------------------------------------------------------|

E|----8------8-----8-----8--|
B|--10--10--9-9--10--10--9--|
G|-9-------8----9--------8--|
D|--------------------------|
A|--------------------------|
E|--------------------------|

        Am
Well it starts as a joke
       A#
Like a stick in the spokes
                            Am
Or removing the bolt of the brakes

Then the bicycle flips
         A#
Crushing ribs smashing hips
                               Am
And he broke every bone in his face

E|----8------8-----8------8-----8------8-----8---8--|
B|--10--10--9-9--10--10--9-9--10--10--9-9--10----9--|
G|-9-------8----9-------8----9-------8----9------8--|
D|--------------------------------------------------|
A|--------------------------------------------------|
E|--------------------------------------------------|

Am
Then you're out of control
        A#
And you can't fill the hole
                                   Am
That was left by the thrill of the chase

You're a right piece of work
        A#
All the flakes go berserk
                                 Am
Have you forgotten how good they taste

On "taste" there's a little guitar bit which sounds a bit like:

E|--555555555555555555555555555---| with distortion
B|--------------------------------|
G|--------------------------------|

, leading into the next bit, which is:

E|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-------------------5-7--5-7--5-7--5-7-5--------------------------|
E|-8-5--8-5--8-5-7-8----------------------8-7-5--8-5--8-5--8-5-7-8-|

E|--------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------|
G|--------------------------------|
D|--------------------------------|
A|5-7--5-7--5-7--5-7-5h7h5--------|
E|-------------------------8-7-5--|

       F
You're my kind of guy
      C
Cos I like your style
        Em                   Am
And you sound as horrible as me
    F               C
And I don't mind if you're unkind
       Em
You're reminding me of me

The next part is the solo. I, however, am rubbish at working out solos, with the pitch 
and hammer ons etc, so you'll have to be contented with the backing, which is more or 
a repetition of the intro:

E|----8------8-----8------8-----8------8-----8-------8--|
B|--10--10--9-9--10--10--9-9--10--10--9-9--10--10---9-9-|
G|-9-------8----9-------8----9-------8----9--------8----|
D|------------------------------------------------------|
A|------------------------------------------------------|
E|------------------------------------------------------|

E|----8------8-----8------8-----8------8-----8---8--|
B|--10--10--9-9--10--10--9-9--10--10--9-9--10----9--|
G|-9-------8----9-------8----9-------8----9------8--|
D|--------------------------------------------------|
A|--------------------------------------------------|
E|--------------------------------------------------|

       Am
As the bicycle race
        A#
Gathers speed, gathers pace
                                   Am
And you feel that you're going too fast

There's a word to the wise
           A#
You should take some advice
                                Am
Cos the nice guys always finish last

Again, on "last", crazy distorted:

E|--555555555555555555555555555---|
B|--------------------------------|
G|--------------------------------|

is heard. Then:

E|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-------------------5-7--5-7--5-7--5-7-5--------------------------|
E|-8-5--8-5--8-5-7-8----------------------8-7-5--8-5--8-5--8-5-7-8-|

E|---------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------|
A|5-7--5-7--5-7--5-7-5h7h5---------|
E|-------------------------8-7-5/--|

       F
You're my kind of guy
      C
Cos I like your style
        Em                   Am
And you sound as horrible as me
    F               C
And I don't mind if you're unkind
       Em
You're reminding me of me
       F
You're my kind of guy
      C
Cos I like your style
        Em                   Am
And you sound as horrible as me
    F
And heads will roll
      C
As it takes its toll
   Em
On you and me-e-e-e-e-e

Play Em ad nauseum (listen for the 1,2,123 rhythm), and then this comes in at (3,43):

E|---7---7---7---7---7---7---7---7---7-7-7---7-7--777--|
B|-8---8---8---8---8---8---8---8---8-------8-----8-----|

and then it all grinds to a halt. The End

Hope it's right.