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Dog Festival Directions Ukulele

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            strumming pattern is dd-uu-du x2 for each chord 

[Intro]
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[Verse]
Am
If you want to eat some dog
       F
I have good news
           C
There's an annual dog festival
      G
Where you can eat all the dog you want
          Am                      F
And it's located in Yulin Guangxi China
         C
And the festival spans about ten days
     G
With 15 thousand dogs consumed
        Am                                F
And it goes from the 21st to the 30th of June
        C
I just wanna let you know
         G
I'm just tryna' be a bro
        Am                              F
So you first take a flight to Guangzhou China
         C
Once you get off at that airport
          G                                     Am
You wanna ask around for the Guangxi provincial bus
                   F
And it costs 20 US dollars
                                 C
And it's a four and a half hour ride
                           G
And you get off at Maoming West
                       Am
Just remember Maoming West
                                    F
Now you might have to stay there a full night
                           C
Depending on the time you arrive
                                   G                          Am
Because the next bus that goes to Yulin only runs like once a day
                            F
And you have to buy another ticket
                      C
It's about another 22 bucks
                                   G
But from there it goes straight to Yulin
                                   Am
Soon enough you'll be eating some dog
                                F
Now there are about 8 available hotels in Yulin
                    C
I'm checking online now
                     G                    Am
I suggest the Yulin Lijing International Hotel
                          F
Offering a sauna, fitness center
                         C
Wow it's not too bad at all
                  G
Nevermind, it's 50 bucks a night
                             Am
But with free complementary breakfast
                        F
And a free cancelation fee
                       C
So it's not a bad as I thought
                        G      
When you're ready the concierge will know exactly 
       Am
which festival you're talking about
           F
And he or she will give you directions
          C
So take a cab

But don't get ripped off
        G
If you're white they'll charge you double
           Am
I shit you not
           F
I shit you not
                        C       
But anyways enjoy your flight
G
Goodbye
                Am
Enjoy the dog festival


[Outro]
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Added On January 10th, 2017

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